(Cheyenne)
{This story really doesn't apply to my "plot" (if you can even call it that) but it's about Cheyenne moving to Barstow, which is a desert type of environment, much like the place she grew up in Colorado.}
Desert Valley High School was a disaster area. Cracked asphalt, peeling paint, tired old cinder-block buildings that looked more like bunkers than classrooms. Everything was litter-box gray or dirt brown, even the grass, the trees, and the distant Mountains.
Getting there was even worse.
"There's just so much i can take," Mom muttered to herself, the car leaping forward at green lights, jerking to a stop at reds. "He thinks he can ruin my life? I don't think so."
An open bag of Doritos sat between my mom's legs. Her fingers were stained orange. We'd been driving around in circles for half an hour, past the same tiny taco stand, muffler repair shop, dentist's office, insurance storefront. Nobody said a word. Except Mom, of course, who talked mostly to herself in angry, guttural grunts.
"I'm at the end of my rope. It's about time he was at the end of his."
Finally, she looked right and left out the windshield and sighed. "Hailey, will you please get the map out of the glove box? That school is somewhere around here."
While Hailey rummaged around, Mom kept circling. Past the tiny taco stand, the muffler repair shop, dentist's office, insurance storefront. Sitting in the backseat, with Chanelle on my lap, i watched Barstow pass by the window yet again. It never looked any better. I felt so many emotions-sad, scared, angry, upset- it was impossible to fully wallow in just one. Well, there was one feeling that rose above the rest: confusion. Complete mind-numbing confusion. A mere week ago, i was struggling with Geometry, memorizing the back of Zach Nash's neck. Now my life was spun around and plopped on its head, totally disoriented. It took all the strength i had just to keep my eyes open and focused so i could see the bad news coming and dodge it before it hit me, splat, right in the face.
"This is a map of California, Mom," Hailey said. "I can get you to San Diego or Sacramento."
"How hard could it be to find a high school?" Mom circled Barstow one more time. Mom took a deep breath, licking her fingers clean. "There it is!" she cried. "Desert Valley High. I should have stayed on the road i was on before!"
I groaned. Story of my life.
Mom parked right in front of the front steps.Wouldn't you know it, we got there exactly at three o' clock, just as the metal double doors were spitting out students. She stopped too suddenly and the car lurched and screeched, causing everybody to look at us.
"Oops," she said. "My heel caught."
"Don't stop here!" I shrieked, sinking low in the seat, pulling my sunglasses out of my pack and slipping them on my red, puffy face. Now my main emotion was complete and utter mortification.
"Mom! There's a parking lot!"
Ignoring me, she said, "I'll only be a few minutes." Then she heaved herself out of the car, tugged at her too-tight dress and took the car keys with her. I wanted to shrivel up and tuck myself into my own crumpled Kleenex. Better still, i wanted to disappear altogether.
"Nice car, man." Some student walked past us, looked at Hailey, and laughed.
My heart sank. How could this happen? How could life keep getting worse? My spirit felt like a marble in a fishbowl, sinking quickly and permanently to the bottom. Peeking out the car window, i observed my future classmates in their natural habitat. Most looked like thugs to me. though no-smilers. Girls with thick black hair and even thicker black eyeliner. Boys with buzz cuts and tattoos and way-too-baggy pants. Very scary. Yeah, it was hot out, but man! The girls wore high waisted shorts with platform slides and spaghetti-strap t-shirts with no bra. They pulled their long hair up in messy twists and laughed and chatted as if there wasn't less than a skimpy yard of fabric between their naked bodies and the whole wide world. Two different couples were all knotted up, making out right there on the front steps. In front of everybody. As i sat there, i the car kept getting hotter and hotter, it felt like i was stalled on the railroad track-nothing to do but hope the white puff of smoke in the distance wasn't a locomotive.
"Look, Cheyenne, I found Waldo." Hailey pointed to some nerd in a red-and-white-striped t-shirt sitting on a retaining wall, reading a book called Calculus and You.
"Now maybe you'll find a boyfriend." Snorting as she laughed, Hailey sounded just like a wild boar.
By now, tons of students had swarmed around the car, checking us out. Some pointed through the window, others indicated there was fresh meat in the midst by flicking their heads in our direction. It was so hot, sweat marks were expanding in my armpits. My sunglasses slid down the damp bridge of my nose.
Through a clenched jaw I declared, "I'm not going here. I'll live with Kayla. I'll join the circus."
It got harder and harder to breathe inside the car. We didn't dare roll down the windows, clinging to last bit of air-conditioned air. Just as i was on the verge of hyperventilating, Hailey startled me out of my impending panic attack by opening the car door and stepping out.
"Where are you going?!" I screeched. She didn't pay any attention to me. Typical! she got out of the car and let the crowd swallow her up. Can you believe it? Just like that. Which left me, the emotional psycho.
Soon it was clear i'd suffocate if i stayed in the airless car much longer. No way was i going to sit there and fry alone. I swung open the door and squirmed out of the backseat. "Stay," I commanded Chanelle. But it was so hot and he hung his head so pathetically i relented.
"Oh, all right." I picked him up, slammed the car door shut, and scrambled after Hailey across the school parking lot to the edge of a brown football field. Breathless, i commanded, "Hailey, get back int he car." But even as i said it, i knew she'd scoff at me. Which she did.
"Hailey..." I said again. This time I tapped my foot. That ought to do it.
"You knew?" a guy asked Hailey.
"Will be," said Hailey.
"Cool,"
"Hope so."
"What year?"
"Sophomore."
I spun on my heels and loudly stomped back to the car.
Mom still hadn't returned. Right back? yeah, right! Chanelle was panting and i was sweating so much my hair was plastered to my forehead. Everyone was looking at me, talking behind their hands. I hurried to the car, got in, and sat there like a blob of bread dough in the oven.
"The girl and the mutt are two hot tamales," I heard someone say. Then i heard lots of somebodies laugh. Totally red-faced, i rolled down the window, but it was no use. The air was so stifling, Chanelle and I had to get out of the car before we both passed out.
"Oooo, how cute."
I froze.
"Look, Sylvanna, the Taco Bell dog!"
Oh, God.
Before i could turn around, a swarm was upon me. There must have been only three or four girls, but it felt like hundreds. Chanelle and I were instantly swallowed up in CK cologne, lip gloss, squeals, and skin. Lots of skin.
"He's so cute."
"Look at the darling puppy!"
"Can i hold him?"
"Number one, she's not a puppy. She hates being called a puppy. It's not her fault that she's so small. Do you call short people little babies? No? I didn't think so. Number two, we bought her years before that stupid Taco Bell commercial. she's not the Taco Bell dog. She's Chanelle. A beautiful canine in her own right. Number three, my mother will be here any moment and we have to get going, back to our very complete lives, away from this dust bowl bump. So in answer to your question, no, you can't hold her. She's mine and she hates girls named Sylvanna who have long, straight hair and tan lets and flat belly buttons with gold hoops sticking out of them."
That's what i wanted to say.
Instead i said, "Yeah. Okay." Then i just stood there. Like a dope. I let them pass Chanelle from one set of pastel-painted fingernails to another like she was some kind of hairy, shivering football or something. That's what i did, feeling as small and ashamed as I'm sure Chanelle did.
"Can i let her run around a little?" Sylvanna asked.
"Well..."
She set her tiny paw on a patch of hot, prickly, dead grass and she hopped around pitifully.
"How cute!"
Before i could bend down to save her, Chanelle hunched up her back, brought her hind legs up close to her front legs, and squeezed one off. In front of God and Sylvanna and all of Desert Valley High, Channelle pooped.
"Oh," one of the girls covered her white teeth and tittered.
"Eeewwww," said another.
Beet faced, I lamely asked, "Anyone have a baggie?"
They looked confused, like i wanted to take it home or something. "Or a tissue, scrap paper, gum wrapper, anything?" My voice was growing weak.
Nobody said a word. They stared at me as if i'd ruined the party. Chanelle beamed. Yeah, she was feeling fine.
"This your car, ma'am?"
Wheeling around, i saw a police officer standing at the front of our car. In his mirrored sunglasses i could see my tiny purple-red face.
"Uh... no...it's....uh, my mom's." The flashing lights on top of his squad car had attracted the attention of the whole school. What, he was going to arrest me? Wasn't the Robo-Cop routine a tad over the top? I wanted to die.
"You can't park here," he said, "The school buses pull in here."
"Oh. Well... my mom.."
"Let's go," Sylvanna said to her friends. A girl nodded and stepped over Chanelle's poop, away from me as fast as possible.
"You going to clean that up?" the officer asked me, pointing to the little Tootsie Rolls Chanelle left on the grass. We were now encircled by a growing crowd of silent, gaping students. I looked up and saw Waldo with his calculus book under one arm and a superior smirk on his face.
"Cheyenne?"
Her voice pierced the crowd, panicked and shrill. "Cheyenne?!"
The students receded like low tide and made way for my mom. Fingers splayed, her dress wrinkled, her baby toe poking out of her heels, Mom rushed forward, her face flushed with worry. "What happened?"
"Nothing, Mom, we-" Before i could say more, she took one more fatal step and landed smack dab on the center of Chanelle's poop.
"Eeewww." The crowd groaned in unison. Turning my head away, i silently prayed for a quick, massive heart attack to put me out of my misery.
"What on earth?" Mom looked down. "Oh, Cheyenne!"
"Oh, Cheyenne!" Someone in the crowd loudly mimicked her.
"Move along, kids. Party's over." The cop sidestepped the poop pancake and dispersed the crowd. Someone joked, "Ah, don't be a party pooper!" and everyone howled. Mom slipped her shoe off and scraped it on the curb while Chanelle toddled up the hill with the group.
"Chanelle! Get back here, you little runt!" Chanelle, looking scared, ignored me and quickened her pace.
"Hailey, go get him!" Hailey skulled up the hill to get Chanelle, who had stuck her head inside somebody's lunch bag.
"Where are your keys, Mom?" All i wanted to do was crawl into the backseat, turn on the air conditioner, and stay there.
"Will you at least give me a Kleenex?" Her smelly sandal dangled from one finger.
"Here." Hailey appeared with a fresh tissue in her hand.
"Thank you," Mom said to Hailey, sneering at me.
What did i do?
"Your keys, Mom?"
"Your dog, miss?" An unfamiliar voice spoke behind me.
Turning, i was suddenly face-to-face with a kid. This guy wore an Alice Cooper t-shirt, his faded jeans fitting nicely around his hips. This guy had blond hair and pearly-white fingernails and firm ancillary veins that snaked all the way up his naturally muscled arms.
"Miss?"
"Cheyenne." Mom's impatient voice felt like a toothpick in my ear.
"What?"
"Take the dog."
Oh. Suddenly i became aware that the guy was holding Channelle out to me. Chanelle's little legs were wiggling frantically, her neck strained. She looked like a cockroach flipped on its back.
"Oh! Sorry." I came to, blushing instantly, grabbing my dog.
"This is Channelle." Great, Cheyenne, introduce your dog!
"I found him in my lunch sack," the guy said. "Apparently Chanelle likes leftover meat loaf sandwiches more than i do."
I laughed way too loud and long for the joke.
"Cheyenne, take the damn dog, get Hailey, and get in the car."
Mortified, I stammered an awkward "thank you" and glared at my mother as i struggled to slither gracefully under the seat belt strap, into the backseat of our crappy old car.